On time?!?!!

I'm not sure his is actually possible, but so far my flight from
Newark to O'hare (the most ridiculously late airports) is on time!!
The picture poorly illustrates it but that green scribble in the
middle says 'on time'.

I'm also number 5 on the first class stanby list. Ooooh they ate
boarding us at the time it says on our tickets!!!